Anarchy Essentials "Ivy League Drop Out"

Poison Ivy Relief Oil

So... you wandered off-trail again and forgot what poison ivy looks like.  It's fine - botany was boring anyway.  

Ivy League Drop Out is your handcrafted herbal escape plan for when the forest gives you sass.  Powered by wild-harvested Jewelweed and calming Lavender Essential Oils, this simple, potent blend brings fast, plant-based relief to rashy, irritated, "what even was that!" skin.  

Infused in nourishing Olive Oil, this lightweight elixir glides on smooth and calms the chaos like a chill forest witch with a first-aid kit.  

Use it when:

*You got too cozy in the underbrush

*Nature turned on you

*You failed your field test in leaf identification

Ingredients:  Olive Oil infused with Jewelweed plant, Lavender Essential Oils.

~This product is for external use only, do not ingest.  Avoid contact with the eyes and sensitive areas.  Discontinue use if irritation occurs-I am here to help not make things worse.  Statements not evaluated by the FDA, we are plant people not pharmaceutical giants.  Keep out of reach of children, forest goblins, and overly curious pets.